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Pies’ Christmas Football Gift Guide 2018: Official Feyenoord Fire Extinguisher

Ever fancied fighting a raging inferno whilst simultaneously repping your favourite Eredivisie side? Feyenoord have got you covered…

The official Feyenoord Brandblusser could be yours for just €27.50 but you’d be a fool – a fool, we say – if you didn’t opt to spend another €34.99 to pair it up with the accompanying Feyenoord fire blanket.

In fact, to refuse to do so would be nigh-on negligent…

Don’t be stingy, give the gift of unwavering club-branded safety this Yuletide.

Pies’ Christmas Football Gift Guide 2018

No.1: Benfica Tinned Sardines
No.2: Fulham Grass Seed

Yearning for more? Head this way for oodles of classic Football Christmas Gift Ideas from yesteryear.